Thursday, March 13, 2008

What to Do With Your...uh, Stimulus Package


So this is the gal Mr. Spitzer paid $5500 an hour to be his "companion."

Let's put this in perspective. A family of four is due to receive $1800 in May from Uncle Sucker as part of the bogus stimulus package. So if dad decided to blow the whole wad being Eliot's companion's companion, he could afford to see her for exactly 19 minutes.

That doesn't leave a whole lot of time for foreplay.

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