Welcome to the second installment of rubenation's "Scumbags of the Week," my weekly choices of the individuals who did the most during the previous seven days to accelerate the ongoing demise of America. A non-partisan rant, this week features two Republicans and one Democrat. Enjoy and get angry.
1). John "Hundred Year War" McCain (Presumptive Republican Presidential Nominee and Assisted Living Candidate). Okay, it was one thing five years ago for Chimpy to not to understand the difference between Sunnis and Shias before ordering the invasion of Iraq (though that was bad enough). But five years later for doddering old fool McCain to STILL not understand the difference (or the difference between Persians and Arabs, for that matter), is truly mind boggling. My vision for 2009: a disoriented McCain wakes up in the middle of the night and, thinking he's calling for his nurse, a pushes THE BUTTON.
2). John "Never Saw a Defense Contractor I Wouldn't Accept a Campaign Donation From" Murtha. (Congresscritter, D-PA). Somehow, this corrupt lifetime politician managed to convince people he had principles by speaking out against the Iraq War that he voted for. Well, he managed to reaffirm just how full of shit he is by endorsing for President another politician who voted vote the Iraq War, lending his antiwar "credibility" to Hillary's hideous campaign.
3). Richard P. "Go Fuck Yourself" Cheney (Vice President, Evil Overlord). When asked whether he was concerned that two-thirds of the U.S. population is now against the Iraq war, he essentially gave his standard reply, "tell them to go fuck themselves." And yet there are still idiots out there who think this war was all about promoting "Democracy."
Until next week, peace out.
1). John "Hundred Year War" McCain (Presumptive Republican Presidential Nominee and Assisted Living Candidate). Okay, it was one thing five years ago for Chimpy to not to understand the difference between Sunnis and Shias before ordering the invasion of Iraq (though that was bad enough). But five years later for doddering old fool McCain to STILL not understand the difference (or the difference between Persians and Arabs, for that matter), is truly mind boggling. My vision for 2009: a disoriented McCain wakes up in the middle of the night and, thinking he's calling for his nurse, a pushes THE BUTTON.
2). John "Never Saw a Defense Contractor I Wouldn't Accept a Campaign Donation From" Murtha. (Congresscritter, D-PA). Somehow, this corrupt lifetime politician managed to convince people he had principles by speaking out against the Iraq War that he voted for. Well, he managed to reaffirm just how full of shit he is by endorsing for President another politician who voted vote the Iraq War, lending his antiwar "credibility" to Hillary's hideous campaign.
3). Richard P. "Go Fuck Yourself" Cheney (Vice President, Evil Overlord). When asked whether he was concerned that two-thirds of the U.S. population is now against the Iraq war, he essentially gave his standard reply, "tell them to go fuck themselves." And yet there are still idiots out there who think this war was all about promoting "Democracy."
Until next week, peace out.
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